The Owner of this Chastity Belt Offically Has the World’s Dorkiest Boyfriend
Sex toys may require some assistance. An answer to the age old question, how many power tools it takes to free a man from a chastity belt.
A RED-faced lover had to be cut free by fire-fighters after locking himself into a metal chastity belt then losing the key.
The crew spent nearly an hour using three high-powered machines to saw through the sex toy – as the man passed out.
He had rung 999 after trying on the belt in Kingston, Surrey, while his girlfriend was out.
Crew boss Brennan Healey said: “He was very embarrassed.”
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