That much coveted alien endorsement. No,not the illegal alien endorsement. The not of this earth alien endorsement.
WASHINGTON, DC – In a shocking reversal with major implications for the U.S. presidential election, political kingmaker, the Alien has switched his endorsement from Barack Obama to John McCain amid furor. Both political camps are buzzing about the implications, as the Alien has correctly predicted the winning president in every election for the past 28 years.
Ongoing investigation points to Cindy McCain as being the cause for this historic shift in allegiances.
Uncovered photos suggest that in a last ditch effort to help her husband’s failing campaign, Cindy McCain seduced and then blackmailed the Alien for his endorsement.
And one wonders why the World News Weekly ended its print edition. I bet Tammy Bruce never wishes she had been a space alien so badly. And no I don’t mean in terms of her ideology I mean actually an alien.