That old ‘got your nose’ joke played by chubby uncles on their baby nephews has taken a shocking turn in the Congo.
Police in the Congo arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to “steal” or “shrink” men’s penises.
“I’m tempted to say it’s one huge joke,” said Police Chief Jean Dieudonne Oleko in the city of Kinshasa.
“When you try to tell the ‘victims’ that their penises are still there, they tell you its become tiny or that they’ve become impotent.”
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