This one is for you Michaela !

In Crime, hahahas, off-beat, Sex on April 27, 2008 by Editor Z

That old ‘got your nose’ joke played by chubby uncles on their baby nephews has taken a shocking turn in the Congo.

Google News:

Police in the Congo arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to “steal” or “shrink” men’s penises.

“I’m tempted to say it’s one huge joke,” said Police Chief Jean Dieudonne Oleko in the city of Kinshasa.

“When you try to tell the ‘victims’ that their penises are still there, they tell you its become tiny or that they’ve become impotent.”

Here’s more.

Also in related news, Florida’s war on balls. What is America coming to when you can’t even hang a pair of balls on the back of your vehicle?



2 Responses to “This one is for you Michaela !”

  1. This one is for me! (and all other creepy perverts)… now i suppose if there are sorcerers with the ability to shrink penises, there are most likely other magical human beings who can do just the opposite. 🙂 Now that would make front page news.

  2. hahahaha. Now comment on other stories too.

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