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This One is for you Michaela- Man in Iceland runs Penis Museum

In hahahas, off-beat, search for personal satisfaction, Sex on May 18, 2008 by Editor Z

The proprietor of the museum said he started his collection 24 years ago. Guess he thought collecting stamps or coins was just too boring. Is this why Iceland has recently been found to be the happiest nation on earth?

Note, I will high light the double ontondras that could be used as slang ways to refer to a penis.

AOL News:

[Sigurdaur] Hijartson is founder and owner of the Iceland philological Museum, which offers visitors from around the world a close up look
at the long and short of the male reproductive organ.

His collection, which began in 1974 with a single bull’s penis that looked something like a riding crop, now boasts 261 preserved members from 90 species.

The largest from a sperm whale, is 154 pounds and 5.58 ft long. The smallest a hamster penis bone is just 2 millimeters and must be viewed through a magnifying glass.
One species conspicuous by its absence is homo sapiens, but they may soon be rectified since a German, an American, an Icelander, and a Briton have promised to donate their organs after death, according to certificates on display.

The American, 52 year old Stan Underwood,supplied a written description of his penis—which he purportedly nicknamed “Elmo”— for display alongside a life-sized plastic model of the member as well as a pledge to donate it.

I will never view Elmo the same way again.


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