Your Cold War is Making Me Hot

In Cold War, hahahas, off-beat on May 28, 2008 by Editor Z

This is from the “if you love it so much why don’t you marry it” file. Well that is exactly what one sweedish women claims she did, as she claims that she is the “widow” of the Berlin wall.

The woman has what is known as objectphila, a sexual attraction and love of inanimate objects. The concept of such a relationship with a fellow human being, seems just as undesirable and alien to her, as falling in love with the Berlin wall is to us.

So when in 1989, the love her life was bashed to death with countless sludge hammers and the city of Berlin, thus Germany itself, was reunited, it was devastating.


Beijing, May 28 (Xinhuanet)- A Swedish woman with a passion for inanimate objects revealed that she has been married to the Berlin Wall for 29 years.

Eija-Riitta Berliner -Mauer, 54, whose surname means Berlin Wall in German, said she fell in love with the Berlin Wall in childhood, when she saw “his” pictures on TV.

She has claimed that the Great Wall of china’s attractive, but it’s too thick and her “husband” is sexier.

While she remains a virgin with humans, she insists she had a full, loving relationship with the wall.

“It’s not just pleasuring myself. I want to please my partner when we make love.”

While the rest of mankind rejoiced when the Berlin Wall was largely torn down in 1989, its “wife” was horrified.

She’s never been back and now has only a model to remind her of “his” former glory.

Wonder how she will react if they actually do build a wall along the U.S Mexico border? GRrrrrrrrrrrrrr


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