Putting the Allah in Tallahassee

In Crime, Films/Film stars, hahahas, Religion, search for personal satisfaction, stupidity on September 16, 2008 by Editor Z

This could only happen in Florida. Florida its just not a state, its a state of mind.

Tallahassee Democrat:

A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude Friday night in northwest Tallahassee was Tasered by police when he became belligerent and refused to follow an officer’s commands.

An officer on patrol spotted the man about 8:15 p.m. in the 2200 block of Hartsfield Road, said Officer David McCranie of the Tallahassee Police Department.

When asked what he was doing, the man told the officer, “Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog,” McCranie said.

“He was obviously having some sort of emotional distress,” he said. “It was unfortunate we had to use the Taser. … It was the only way we could subdue him without having to hurt him.”

The man was then sent for mental-health evaluation and treatment.

Police then brought the man down town for questioning and asked him “Okay dirt bag which Bruce Willis movie? Die Hard or Hudson Hawk? DIE HARD OR HUDSON HAWK? Personally I always thought of Allah as much more of a Jean Claude Van Dame fan myself. Just shows how much I know.



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