Got Milk?

In Crime, food/drink, off-beat, stupidity on October 4, 2008 by Editor Z

Now here is a ‘Got Milk’ ad for you just begging to be made. Shot out, high speed car chase, collision, limping criminal, milk.

Sun Times:

First came the gunshots.

Then, a high-speed car chase.

But the most memorable moment of Friday’s early morning burst of violence in the typically quiet Dunning neighborhood was the dairy-craving criminal limping up Dawn Riffert’s front steps.
“He said ‘I got shot. Do you have any milk?’ ” Riffert said. “I was like, ‘What do you mean, you want milk?’ ”

Chicago police and paramedics arrived before any dairy could be proffered, Riffert said.




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