"Someone Acting Suspicious"

In Crime, hahahas, off-beat, search for personal satisfaction, Sex on October 19, 2008 by Editor Z

Getting caught by the cops making love with a cheap prostitute, embarrassing. Getting pleasured by something else that will provide you with it for mere quarters after cleaning out your car, humiliating for him but entertaining for the rest of us.

The Saginaw News:

A 29-year-old Swan Creek Township man was in the Saginaw County Jail for “receiving sexual favors from a vacuum” at a Thomas Township car wash, police say.

A Thomas Township resident called police to report “someone acting suspicious” at a car wash around 6:45 a.m. Thursday, said Police Sgt. Gary Breidinger.

The officer parked some distance away, approached on foot and caught the man in the act, Breidinger said.

“I’ve seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I ever heard,” he said.

Bet his family will never let him live this one down. The vaccum was also taken into custody on charges of prostitution.



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