Study shows looking at breasts can increase life span of Men

Warning: I respect women and do not mean to endrose degradating them or dehumanizing them. The following article is fone in good humor in response to a study recently written about.

Ladies, next time you see a guy staring at your breasts, don’t slap him across the face or file a sexual harassment suit. He is just doing it to get a workout.

A study by German scientists, that was printed in the New England Journal of medicine,reveals that men who look at a woman’s breasts for 10 minutes recieve what is equal to a half hour physical workout. Thereby allowing them to live four or five years longer then if they didn’t look at breasts.

“Stare at Women’s Boobs, Live Longer”
by; Mondupe Ogunbayo, Newswatcher

The research is based on findings on the fact that men who enjoyed looking at women’s boobs had lower blood pressure, less heart disease, and slower pulse rates compared to those who turned a blind eye. Karen Weatherby, a female doctor who carried out the study in Germany, wrote in the New England Journal of Medicine: “Just ten minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female is roughly equivalent to a 30 minute aerobic workout.” She said this is because sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation which reduces the risk of a stroke and cardiac arrests in men.

However there is this caveat also disclosed by the study:

But this study is only efficacious if done daily for at least 30 minutes.

But who looks at women’s breasts everyday for at least thirty minutes?

This is great finally exercise I can get excited about and an excuse to gaze at women’s breasts. It saves time. No longer will I have to take all that time to drag my unfit ass to the gym, and take all that additional time putting on my tight-ass red gym shorts and sneakers. Also I can save money by not having to get a gym membership, or one of those many aerobic videos or pieces of gym equipment always advertised by those who actually do lifting and running to exercise. Wonder if this means I could get a six pack from staring at women’s breasts?

Anyway one other suggestion, guys with heart problems of some sort or who are like over the age of sixty might wanna take it easy doing this. We all know about those guys who will go into cardiac arrests if the workout to hard, well that might apply here too.