Just surfing the web and found out that today is global orgasm day. Ohhhhh yessss! Yesssss! Yessssssss, it is! So everyone around the globe is simaltaneously supposed to have an orgasm for peace. Now ordinarily would be the time when someone with no originality whatsoever would play the “When Harry Met Sally” famous orgasm scene. And you know what, this morning I lack originality.
Boxothoughts 
You Have Entirely Too Much Time On Your Hands Woolly Willy
WOOOHOOO HAPPY WORLD ORGASM DAY!! This is my new official favorite holiday….